Zr. King

Hey you clowns!

We want to pull your coat to this rad show coming down the pipe -- appropriately enough, for some jokers like ourselves, on April Fool's Day.  This will also be our esteemed bass player's BIRTHDAY SHOW, also…

Hey Doug Funnie and Porkchop!
  We wanted to send you a quick reminder that we'll be rocking some killer tofu at the Rock Shop in Brooklyn TONIGHT, with our buddies Stroamata!!

 
Zr. King live at the Rock…

Hey Milo & Otis!

There's some fun on a bun coming up at the Zr. King camp.

We spent most of the summer wind cycle-surfing, dinosaur hunting, and grinding on new songs.  Now we got a double dose of love…

Hey Ants-in-my-eyes Johnson!

Hope you haven’t spent your entire spring shopping for fake doors.  We’ve been counting down to summer – and it’s going to be sneezy, deezy, mc.....deluxe.  That’s right: we’re bringing the heat.  

Come celebrate with us…

How you feeling, Cochise?!

We feel FANTABULOUS.  Want to know why?  

It's been a YEAR since our multi-platinum intergalactic smash hit record A POTENTIALLY LETHAL GAME OF CHANCE hit the shelves of your local iTunes store, and we're crazy…

Greetings friends & lovers!

We're stoked to report we've been written up in a rad two page spread in the latest issue of Sceneazine!


Check out the full issue here!

In the spirit of supporting local rocksmiths, please do…

THIS IS YOUR ADVANCE WARNING: SET CONDITION 1-SQ.  WE'RE SPINNING UP MISSLES ONE THROUGH FIVE, AND TWENTY THROUGH TWENTY-FOUR FOR STRATEGIC ROCK LAUNCH.


FLOAT THE BUOY!

❤
Zr. King
IN ROCK WE TRUST

What's up, Doogie Bowser!?!

Don't you want to keep ringing in the new (and your ears) with Zr. King??

We've got another slamtastic night of rock'n'roll for just that, out in Boonton, NJ!
So remember to mark your calendars, lock…

What's up Monster Truck!

We've secured a fabulous end of year jamboree at one of our favorite venues: NYC's Famed MERCURY LOUNGE!

We'll be joining an absolutely killer lineup of smokin' bands, and the cherry (cherries?!) on top are that…

Ahoy Adolescent Phenotypic Martial Arts Chelonians!

Tune in to BBOX Radio’s awesome show The Rodent Hour, hosted by rock’n’roll scholar Matt Townsend, TONIGHT at 10PM EST as we will be the featured guest! 



We’ll talk all things rock…

What's shakin' turkey bacon?!

Guess what's going down this Wed night?  GRIFFIN'S BIRTHDAY BASH!  

We're excited to be on a bill put together by Schott Bros. N.Y.C. at The Bowery Electric with a handful of kick ass bands.  Mark…

Guten Tag Yogafrog! 

In less than a week we’ll be making another live appearance, this time at one of our favorite venues in Brooklyn: THE ROCK SHOP!  Come on down and party with us and some bodacious pals!


In other…